Saturday, February 6, 2010

Random musing

Today, as I was folding many pairs of male underwear, I had the following thoughts:

I have seen four different penises (peni?) today. I was peed on by a male hamster. I watched the same male hamster hump his brother hamster.

I wonder if in a previous life I was a raging male-hating lesbian and so in this life my lesson is to make peace with the penis? If so, I would like to pat myself on the back and acknowledge that I am doing very well.

28 comments:

JuJu said...

You are on penis overload.

Jim Purdy said...

Let's work through the grammar of the plural of "-is" ...

Fortunately, there is a genuine expert on this topic, Bill Clinton, who famously said: "It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is."

The verb "is" is singular. The plural verb version of is is "are."

So obviously the word you seek would be "penare."

:)

Cath said...

I have cleaned 4 bathrooms due to the result of penis overload!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do they miss?

Anonymous said...

I was actually thinking about you the other day, and what it must be like to live with so much testosterone. We are counting on you to keep all 4 of them civilized!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous was me....I still mess this up sometimes....

mel said...

And, again...!!

Robin said...

oh my goodness! what a crack up. what will tomorrow hold? vajayjays? tee hee. thanks for stopping by my blog. and i'll definitely be checkin' back on you, missy! --robin

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