Random musing

Today, as I was folding many pairs of male underwear, I had the following thoughts:

I have seen four different penises (peni?) today. I was peed on by a male hamster. I watched the same male hamster hump his brother hamster.

I wonder if in a previous life I was a raging male-hating lesbian and so in this life my lesson is to make peace with the penis? If so, I would like to pat myself on the back and acknowledge that I am doing very well.

Today's thought

This morning I was thinking about how I want the food stuff to be easy. I wish I didn't have the cravings for cookies and cake and warm baked goods.

But I realized that it is not likely easy for anyone. For some, there is genetics. For many, though, eating healthy and exercising is a lot of hard work. Why should I be excused from that?

3 weeks later

Looking for a place to raise my children that is liberal, progressive, relatively sunny and warm, values learning (but not test scores), values the importance of play (not the importance of being the "best" player).

Today I am feeling DONE with the Bay Area and all the money and the competitiveness and the kids already in the rat race.

I want a nice back yard and a cul de saq where the kids can run around.

I want my husband to have a job where he doesn't have to work 24-7.

I want to live in a place where no one even knows what the hottest "it" bag is.

Lately I've just been feeling like all I want is to exhale.