Valentine's Day, by the numbers

Number of Valentines created: 91
Number of Valentines parties invited to: 6
Number of Valentines Parties attended: 4 (3 school parties, 1 neighborhood party)
Number of heart cookies baked for school parties: 50
Hours of sleep gotten by mom last night: 5
Time first Timm kid woke up this morning: 5:45
Number of chocolates boys allowed to eat at party: 3 each
Number of chocolates actually eaten by boys: 50+ each
Number of chocolates eaten by mom: stopped counting
Number of times dad asked about getting lucky on V Day: 3
Number of times he wondered about it: 1000
Chances he will get lucky on V Day: 0
Hours until bedtime: 2


But who's counting?