Mom: Jack! How was school, buddy?
Jack: (dryly) Not good.
Mom: Why, what happened?
Jack: There was no air hockey.
Mom: Did you think there would be air hockey?
Jack: (incredulously) Well, who's ever heard of Kindergarten without air hockey?!
To answer the obvious questions, I have no idea where he got the idea that there would be air hockey in Kindergarten. And he has never talked about air hockey at school before.
In addition, one of his assignments at school was to draw a picture of him on his first day. He drew a picture of him playing air hockey with his buddy, Ethan.
And so, life's disappointments begin for the little guy!